we were treated like adults? Back in the good ol’ days. When people took personal responsibility and pilots didn’t leave the seat belt...

Insider tidbits about my memoir Anything But a Wasted Life First photo (credit: Linda models: anonymous) this is the old “private room”...

October 29, 2017 Home Restaurant drink: Tamarind margarita Reader question: “Do you, did you ever want to get married? Have kids? The...

October 16, 2017 4:01 p.m. - fancy whiskey sour(s) {question from a reader} “A time when particular client’s desires jibed with your...

...I find that my drug talk on Instagram makes me more nervous than my sex work; especially when it comes to young audiences. I grew up...

I’ve watched a lot of porn in my life. Some on my own—in my personal life—but mostly through work. For nine years, I worked at the...

Ah, the dick pic: the modern equivalent of flashing. What can I say that hasn’t been said before? They’ve been hotly debated for some...

I’ve never understood the whole, “Kiss your auntie goodbye”. Look, I know the kid loves me, but I also can tell that they don't want to...

Do you have any idea what it’s like to have had big tits ever since you were thirteen? It's sort of a nuisance. But I’m not really here...

Maybe you guys can help me understand something. Why, motherfucking why do slow drivers drive in the fast lane?? I have a ton of pet...

I was working in the Green Door Room one night—a six, girl-on-girl live nude show, ending with semi-private toy show—and while I was in...

To begin with, he’s a cat, so the extent of his give is limited. Monkey is a big, furry fuck, so in order to avoid dingleberries I have...

The shuttle came and it was clear that everyone was hungover and decidedly embarrassed. All eyes averted. The previous evening’s naked...

July 31, 2015 was the 10th anniversary of my last—and second most serious—suicide attempt. Ten years. Sometimes it feels like yesterday...

My fifteen minutes of fame happened in 1996. I was at the Free Tibet concert in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. MTV news was at the...