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Remember when...

we were treated like adults? Back in the good ol’ days. When people took personal responsibility and pilots didn’t leave the seat belt...

My Twenty-Eight Years in the Oldest Profession

Twenty-Seven Years in the Oldest Profession by Sita Kaylin * I write using the female pronoun but not all prostitutes are female. What I...

INSIDER TIDBITS ABOUT MY MEMOIR

Insider tidbits about my memoir Anything But a Wasted Life First photo (credit: Linda models: anonymous) this is the old “private room”...

SUGAR DADDY, MY A$$

July 19, 2018 Village Tavern 5:05 p.m. Drink(s): spicy margarita with a mescal kick . Title: “Sugar Daddy, my A$$” Calling them sugar...

READER QUESTION

October 29, 2017 Home Restaurant drink: Tamarind margarita Reader question: “Do you, did you ever want to get married? Have kids? The...

READER QUESTION

October 16, 2017 4:01 p.m. - fancy whiskey sour(s) {question from a reader} “A time when particular client’s desires jibed with your...

YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING...

...I find that my drug talk on Instagram makes me more nervous than my sex work; especially when it comes to young audiences. I grew up...

THE PROBLEM WITH PORN

I’ve watched a lot of porn in my life. Some on my own—in my personal life—but mostly through work. For nine years, I worked at the...

WHY WOMEN IN THE SEX INDUSTRY STIGMATIZE EACH OTHER...

A female follower asked for my take on “why strippers seem to stigmatize escorts”. She’s a dancer herself, and her theory was that it...

HOW THICK IS YOUR SKIN?

I’ve been thinking about what it takes to be in the sex industry. I was a stripper for twenty-two years and have been a call girl for...

THE GLAMOROUS LIFE OF HOOKING

As I removed the period stained sheets in the modest hotel room in Des Moines, Iowa the other week, I had a thought that made me giggle:...

THE ALMIGHTY DICK PIC

Ah, the dick pic: the modern equivalent of flashing. What can I say that hasn’t been said before? They’ve been hotly debated for some...

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK: PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME.

[October 2, 2015 Village Tavern 2:40 p.m.] It’s my birthday. I'm forty-five today. I like this number better than forty-four. I like odd...

THE KISS GOODBYE...

I’ve never understood the whole, “Kiss your auntie goodbye”. Look, I know the kid loves me, but I also can tell that they don't want to...

TITS IN THE WIND

Do you have any idea what it’s like to have had big tits ever since you were thirteen? It's sort of a nuisance. But I’m not really here...