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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


Remember when...
we were treated like adults? Back in the good ol’ days. When people took personal responsibility and pilots didn’t leave the seat belt...


INSIDER TIDBITS ABOUT MY MEMOIR
Insider tidbits about my memoir Anything But a Wasted Life First photo (credit: Linda models: anonymous) this is the old “private room”...


READER QUESTION
October 29, 2017 Home Restaurant drink: Tamarind margarita Reader question: “Do you, did you ever want to get married? Have kids? The...


READER QUESTION
October 16, 2017 4:01 p.m. - fancy whiskey sour(s) {question from a reader} “A time when particular client’s desires jibed with your...


YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING...
...I find that my drug talk on Instagram makes me more nervous than my sex work; especially when it comes to young audiences. I grew up...


THE PROBLEM WITH PORN
I’ve watched a lot of porn in my life. Some on my own—in my personal life—but mostly through work. For nine years, I worked at the...


THE ALMIGHTY DICK PIC
Ah, the dick pic: the modern equivalent of flashing. What can I say that hasn’t been said before? They’ve been hotly debated for some...


TITS IN THE WIND
Do you have any idea what it’s like to have had big tits ever since you were thirteen? It's sort of a nuisance. But I’m not really here...


THAT ROCKSTAR I DATED
I was working in the Green Door Room one night—a six, girl-on-girl live nude show, ending with semi-private toy show—and while I was in...


JAMAICAN HANGOVER
The shuttle came and it was clear that everyone was hungover and decidedly embarrassed. All eyes averted. The previous evening’s naked...


"SUICIDE IS PAINLESS"
July 31, 2015 was the 10th anniversary of my last—and second most serious—suicide attempt. Ten years. Sometimes it feels like yesterday...


JEALOUS GIRLFRIENDS
[2010] I got a strange and unwelcome call from one of my semi-regular’s girlfriend . He’s a tattoo artist, and we figured out on our...


WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
– i’m actually quite a soft, loving person. (unless i have low blood sugar) – i’m a bit of a healer by nature. one of the things i’ve...


INTERIOR: STRIP CLUB
A guy I’m sitting at a small table with is telling me about how much money he used to make, and how much he spent on strippers. Used to....


MY GUIDE TO GETTING OVER A BREAK UP
Make a playlist of songs from times past; tracks that bring to mind other lovers/and or times in your life. This will hopefully remind...
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