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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


FUCKIN PAROTTHEADS
Jimmy Buffett shows were second in line as my most hated shows to work. The Grateful Dead being the first. Hated might be a little...


WE MIGHT HAVE FUCKED BEFORE
There’s a guy who comes to the club, who, as I understand it, was once engaged to one of my fellow dancers (I didn’t know who the guy was...


I JOT DOWN BITS ON MY PHONE TO REMIND ME OF WHAT HAPPENED (TO WRITE ABOUT IT LATER). I GENERALLY DO
lap dance tonight: mr shlong (he had a baby leg for a dick) & i spoke about head. giving/getting. his wife has never liked it. this...


DANCER AVOIDANCE TECHNIQUES
A dude the other night told me how he avoids being “hassled” by the girls. You know, avoiding us doing our jobs. First was to fake cell...


IF I COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT MYSELF, IT WOULD BE MY ORGASMS
Not the orgasm itself, but the ease in doing so. I’ve been a sexual being for a long time, but coming has been tricky for me. Granted, my...
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