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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


Remember when...
we were treated like adults? Back in the good ol’ days. When people took personal responsibility and pilots didn’t leave the seat belt...


The Derby
The Derby 2017 Shit, this thirty-dollar glass of wine is A) making me full and B) putting me to sleep. I’ll do more frank in the bathroom...


YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING...
...I find that my drug talk on Instagram makes me more nervous than my sex work; especially when it comes to young audiences. I grew up...


THE PROBLEM WITH PORN
I’ve watched a lot of porn in my life. Some on my own—in my personal life—but mostly through work. For nine years, I worked at the...


THE ALMIGHTY DICK PIC
Ah, the dick pic: the modern equivalent of flashing. What can I say that hasn’t been said before? They’ve been hotly debated for some...


MUCK-COLORED GLASSES
July 8, 2016 (California Pizza Kitchen 11:22 a.m.) I often wonder if when I ended my dancing career in November 2013 if the industry...


{random thoughts}
Here are some random thoughts I have while I'm sucking Baby Bird's dick and unloading spit into his mouth: over and over. This is a lot...

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Do you see this horrible sliding bathroom door? With at least an inch of sound escaping freedom on the bottom? When closed, it stood...

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It occurred to me tonight: I’m paid because I’m fun. I’m light-hearted, silly, smart and sexual. It's not because I'm young (not even...

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I recently befriended a fabulous Sugar Baby. A Sugar Baby is a young female or male who is financially pampered/cared for by a Sugar...

"SUICIDE IS PAINLESS"
July 31, 2015 was the 10th anniversary of my last—and second most serious—suicide attempt. Ten years. Sometimes it feels like yesterday...

{random thoughts}
did you know that if you wear jeans to san quentin state prison, they put you in a jumpsuit? the inmates wear jeans. they don’t want to...

{random thoughts: i'm about to soapbox some shit}
lookit. we all know what "hooker" means. i don't care what some urban/to-your-liking dictionary says, its a person who sells their body...

IF I COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT MYSELF, IT WOULD BE MY ORGASMS
Not the orgasm itself, but the ease in doing so. I’ve been a sexual being for a long time, but coming has been tricky for me. Granted, my...
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