Remember when...we were treated like adults? Back in the good ol’ days. When people took personal responsibility and pilots didn’t leave the seat belt...
My Twenty-Eight Years in the Oldest ProfessionTwenty-Seven Years in the Oldest Profession by Sita Kaylin * I write using the female pronoun but not all prostitutes are female. What I...
The DerbyThe Derby 2017 Shit, this thirty-dollar glass of wine is A) making me full and B) putting me to sleep. I’ll do more frank in the bathroom...
I'D LIKE TO DICK PUNCH THE MAN WHO STARTED THE......assshole spread in anal porn. It’s so fucking gross. Not remotely sexy. The ass fucking is fine. It’ll be going along just peachy when...
SUGAR DADDY, MY A$$July 19, 2018 Village Tavern 5:05 p.m. Drink(s): spicy margarita with a mescal kick . Title: “Sugar Daddy, my A$$” Calling them sugar...
BREAKING THE LAWMay 26, 2018 6:12 p.m. drink: 3 whiskey sours and one overly sweet vanilla tequila cocktail topic: breaking the law I recently had an...
YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING......I find that my drug talk on Instagram makes me more nervous than my sex work; especially when it comes to young audiences. I grew up...
"ALL WHORE'S HAVE STANK PUSSIES" OPPOSITE. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.I was watching a standup comic two nights ago and he ended with a shrimp story. The tale was about smelly shrimp being strewn about a...
TRICKS & HO'SI met a potential client/philanthropist the other night at the suggestion of a young woman I worked with some years back. She met him at...
MY TALENTS ARE AVAILABLE FOR HIREAll of my talents are available for hire. Want my insider's view on prostitution on your site or in your magazine, offer some dough....
THE PROBLEM WITH PORNI’ve watched a lot of porn in my life. Some on my own—in my personal life—but mostly through work. For nine years, I worked at the...
THE ALMIGHTY DICK PICAh, the dick pic: the modern equivalent of flashing. What can I say that hasn’t been said before? They’ve been hotly debated for some...
MUCK-COLORED GLASSESJuly 8, 2016 (California Pizza Kitchen 11:22 a.m.) I often wonder if when I ended my dancing career in November 2013 if the industry...
{random thoughts}Here are some random thoughts I have while I'm sucking Baby Bird's dick and unloading spit into his mouth: over and over. This is a lot...
{random thoughts}Do you see this horrible sliding bathroom door? With at least an inch of sound escaping freedom on the bottom? When closed, it stood...