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waking up in the middle of the night to pee. my trick is on the couch, says he felt like he was disturbing my sleep. as i'm peeing i think: did we have sex? i don't remember falling asleep. (pondering) oh! yes, he came all over my back. good job. let's go crawl back into the king bed alone. gold star.

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