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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


READER QUESTION
October 16, 2017 4:01 p.m. - fancy whiskey sour(s) {question from a reader} “A time when particular client’s desires jibed with your...


MY STONED VAGINA
I haven’t seen the Texan in a month! We haven’t gone this long in ages. He’s champing at the bit. This was supposed to be a two-night...


MEN AND REALISM
April 26, 2017 drink: white wine I haven’t heard a peep from my old client, WAMU. Not since I said no to the jack video. Men are so...


THINGS I LOVE
waking up in the middle of the night to pee. my trick is on the couch, says he felt like he was disturbing my sleep. as i'm peeing i...


IN ALL MY YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, ONLY TWO CLIENTS HAVE BEEN TO MY HOUSE
I’m not an “in-call” girl. My house is my sanctuary. But after seeing these two men for a long time, I allowed it. The first man was a sweet guy I had met through the adult section on craigslist—one of two that actually turned into something regular and long-term. He was nice. He was married. He was also short, soft-spoken, and sort of goofy. He requested that I wear silky slips and panties. He liked to do this weird thing with our legs when we started. He would lay on the be


"TWENTY-MINUTE MAN"
Twenty-Minute Man tomorrow morning. Ugh. Who the hell wants anal at 11:30 a.m.? Wait, don’t answer that. Nevermind. Not me, and probably...
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