DON'T WEAR FLIP FLOPS IN A STRIP CLUB

Flip-flops. Really? Who wears flip-flops to a strip club? Don’t these guys realize that all the girls are wearing hospital-inducing heels? Flip-flops are a major pain in the ass. Now I have to add your toes to an already extensive list of things to think about during a lap dance. Nothing deflates a cock like pain (masochists excluded, of course).