Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...

I just danced for a pretty cool guy. And he had money to boot! He owns real estate in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York, which is...

Last month I went to a strip club with The Texan that I had briefly danced at in the early 90s. They’d expanded, but had enough of the...

There’s a reason why seasoned strippers never say the words “I quit”, because when you try to make that move, the business has a way of...

I miss the dressing room, but for those who’ve read me, I think that’s a no-brainer. Other things I miss are facets I never expected....

I was single and not feeling guilty about stripping for the first time in years. I felt good about myself and my life. It’s strange that...

[2012] I just got a standing ovation on stage! It was fucking awesome. Also, a guy sitting on my stage gave me two twenties and said that...

[August 8, 2012] Psychotherapist to the stars and filthy rich he tells me. Wiry dude in his early forties, wearing a leather jacket in...

I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...

I was working in the Green Door Room one night—a six, girl-on-girl live nude show, ending with semi-private toy show—and while I was in...

I’m real smart. I’ve been wearing glitter on my eyelids for a while now—I love the way it sparkles in the club—but when I apply it with a...

There are still a few aspects of society that don’t get discussed. Thousands of women suffer from a condition that causes them to feel alone, and can lead to some bizarre behavior. However, history and Oprah, have proven that talking about the issue—coming out of the dark—has positive, long-lasting effects. The affliction I want to address today is Post Stripping Stress Disorder. After years of performing naked for cash, women often find a void in their lives after they quit:

There’s a guy who comes to the club, who, as I understand it, was once engaged to one of my fellow dancers (I didn’t know who the guy was...

A dude the other night told me how he avoids being “hassled” by the girls. You know, avoiding us doing our jobs. First was to fake cell...

It’s a hoot and a riot listening to young strippers give other young strippers advice on relationships. Pretty ridiculous shit with a...