Girl I've never seen in my life says to me, “I have a tendency to make guys come in their pants which is why I lay this square towel on their crotch.”
Blank look on my face.
She continued, “I’m serious, I make guys come A LOT, and I don’t want to get pregnant.”
Note: she lays said towel ON TOP of their pants….that would be some mighty impressive sperm. and a vacuum pussy.