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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


WHAT I MISS ABOUT STRIPPING
I miss the dressing room, but for those who’ve read me, I think that’s a no-brainer. Other things I miss are facets I never expected....


INTERIOR: STRIP CLUB
A guy I’m sitting at a small table with is telling me about how much money he used to make, and how much he spent on strippers. Used to....


A PARODY (BUT ALSO TRUE)
There are still a few aspects of society that don’t get discussed. Thousands of women suffer from a condition that causes them to feel alone, and can lead to some bizarre behavior. However, history and Oprah, have proven that talking about the issue—coming out of the dark—has positive, long-lasting effects. The affliction I want to address today is Post Stripping Stress Disorder. After years of performing naked for cash, women often find a void in their lives after they quit:


DANCER AVOIDANCE TECHNIQUES
A dude the other night told me how he avoids being “hassled” by the girls. You know, avoiding us doing our jobs. First was to fake cell...


{dressing room chatter}
It’s a hoot and a riot listening to young strippers give other young strippers advice on relationships. Pretty ridiculous shit with a...


CRAZY STRIPPERS
The second time I had a snag with a dancer was at the Market Street Cinema. It wasn’t a classic fight; it was a classic looting. Market...
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