Last night I was chatting with a dude, and he had the gall to list off the types of girls he doesn’t like. The list went like this: No...

The nastiest incident from that club happened one weekend night while I was in the “genie bottle.” An unsuspecting, average-looking dude...

Valentine’s Day at The Bare Elegance. Shit, I’m tired. When are we closing? The last thing in the world I want to do right now is flirt...

The club is dead. All the girls are waiting for 2 a.m. to come around. White dude sits down next to me on the love seat. I put my phone...

..on the toilet seat! I hate when women come into the club (or any public bathroom) and pee all over the toilet seat. Do you understand...

Instead, I've perfected dysfunctional relationships with men. In fact, it's how I pay the bills. Insert that whau whau sound, the one...