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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


DELETED FROM IG WITHIN 10 MINUTES
Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...


READER QUESTION
October 16, 2017 4:01 p.m. - fancy whiskey sour(s) {question from a reader} “A time when particular client’s desires jibed with your...


YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING...
...I find that my drug talk on Instagram makes me more nervous than my sex work; especially when it comes to young audiences. I grew up...


I HAVE A DREAM
I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...


TITS IN THE WIND
Do you have any idea what it’s like to have had big tits ever since you were thirteen? It's sort of a nuisance. But I’m not really here...


{random thoughts}
Do you see this horrible sliding bathroom door? With at least an inch of sound escaping freedom on the bottom? When closed, it stood...


{random thoughts}
I recently befriended a fabulous Sugar Baby. A Sugar Baby is a young female or male who is financially pampered/cared for by a Sugar...


{random thoughts: i'm about to soapbox some shit}
lookit. we all know what "hooker" means. i don't care what some urban/to-your-liking dictionary says, its a person who sells their body...
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