The Derby 2017 Shit, this thirty-dollar glass of wine is A) making me full and B) putting me to sleep. I’ll do more frank in the bathroom...

June 24, 2018 11:20 a.m. sushi post Pilates “Hates & Wishes” I had a rough night last night. Fear about my financial future and...

March 25, 2018 The Proper 2:30 p.m. drink: “Gold Rush” Topic: Hells Angel Hookup I was just telling the bartender, a great new chick from...

Reader question… “Do you ever deliberately take breaks from what you do? I imagine after a certain point selling your time and sexuality....

November 9, 2017 7:32 p.m. drink: Ancho Mule I fucked a Trump lover last night. He was sitting at the bar when I arrived. I sat a couple...

October 29, 2017 Home Restaurant drink: Tamarind margarita Reader question: “Do you, did you ever want to get married? Have kids? The...

...I find that my drug talk on Instagram makes me more nervous than my sex work; especially when it comes to young audiences. I grew up...

I haven’t seen the Texan in a month! We haven’t gone this long in ages. He’s champing at the bit. This was supposed to be a two-night...

There’s a reason why seasoned strippers never say the words “I quit”, because when you try to make that move, the business has a way of...

April 26, 2017 drink: white wine I haven’t heard a peep from my old client, WAMU. Not since I said no to the jack video. Men are so...

I miss the dressing room, but for those who’ve read me, I think that’s a no-brainer. Other things I miss are facets I never expected....

I’ve watched a lot of porn in my life. Some on my own—in my personal life—but mostly through work. For nine years, I worked at the...

Ah, the dick pic: the modern equivalent of flashing. What can I say that hasn’t been said before? They’ve been hotly debated for some...

July 8, 2016 (California Pizza Kitchen 11:22 a.m.) I often wonder if when I ended my dancing career in November 2013 if the industry...

I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...