The Foursome (not posted on IG)
The foursome: He wanted to have dinner at the Rainbow at five-fucking-thirty. The Rainbow’s a ghost town that early. What’s the point of...
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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit
The night we met Suckerfish
The Texan and I tipped a cute girl on stage at the same time. We usually take turns. He was chatting her up. He chats up all the dancers...
My Twenty-Eight Years in the Oldest Profession
Twenty-Seven Years in the Oldest Profession by Sita Kaylin * I write using the female pronoun but not all prostitutes are female. What I...
The Derby
The Derby 2017 Shit, this thirty-dollar glass of wine is A) making me full and B) putting me to sleep. I’ll do more frank in the bathroom...
Cookie - cuming question
May 30, 2018 11:34 a.m. La Cabanita (post pilates) drink: Cadillac margarita topic: cuming} I received an intriguing DM after posting the...
The Declining Sex Industry
September 17, 2017 Rock Bottom La Jolla 7:37 p.m. white wine/mac n cheese topic: the declining sex industry. {Author’s note: when I say...
BLONDIE POP IN VEGAS - PART TWO
We had a decent amount of time to kill. The drink, the downtime, and the uppers had me feeling a little better…not new, but better. I was...
BLONDIE POP IN VEGAS - PART ONE
Blondie Pop came to Vegas! Her first time traveling out of town to see him and my first time having another chick with me. I was, as per...
HOUSTON HIGHLIGHTS November 2018
First night: He asked the barely dressed cocktail waitress at the strip club if they had a decanter! She looked at him like...
HATES & WISHES
June 24, 2018 11:20 a.m. sushi post Pilates “Hates & Wishes” I had a rough night last night. Fear about my financial future and...
HELLS ANGELS 70th ANNIVERSARY PARTY: PARTY 'TILL YOU PUKE
March 25, 2018 The Proper 2:30 p.m. drink: “Gold Rush” Topic: Hells Angel Hookup I was just telling the bartender, a great new chick from...
THE BABY BIRD CHRONICLES
May 4, 2017 Baby Bird and I had a date to see each other in Long Beach on a Saturday afternoon—he was up north for a work thing. I was...
BREAKING THE LAW
May 26, 2018 6:12 p.m. drink: 3 whiskey sours and one overly sweet vanilla tequila cocktail topic: breaking the law I recently had an...
Cookie Meet n' Greet
December 23, 2017 2:20 p.m. Monrovia, CA bar: 38º drink: whiskey sour {the date was on December 21, 2017} If I’m completely honest, I...
Cookie Prologue
He initially reached out in November 2016, “Is it odd I want to pay for your time just to hear your stories?” My response, “Not at all....
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