The Texan's Home

I’ve done a lot of crazy shit with The Texan, my long-term client, but one of the wildest is the time I fucked him in his house.

Pssst, he’s married to his high school sweetheart. No, she has no idea. As you'll read, it's not something I'll ever do again.

It’s a lengthy tale and won’t be made public until the release of my fifth memoir. This small paywall (I share so much of my life for free) also includes an audio recording by yours truly (??)

Buckle up, it’s a bumpy ride! Tap the photo to purchase.