I recently befriended a fabulous Sugar Baby. A Sugar Baby is a young female or male who is financially pampered/cared for by a Sugar...

Meet me at the motel. I got a suite. It’s divvy and ready for a romp. Music is playing and I’m already into the bourbon. All that’s...

With that damn string. Pee string is what I call it. I shove that thing inside me too, so the urine doesn’t climb into my cunt. But even...

Men are always willing to send you jack off videos and dicque pics (my special spelling for them). A pervy guy, however, is sometimes...

I saw my mother the other day. Sadly, it was only for six hours, but six is better than nothing. We don’t get to see each other often...

There are still a few aspects of society that don’t get discussed. Thousands of women suffer from a condition that causes them to feel...

Holy shit. One of the clients that I slept with earlier this year found my website. He emailed me. The subject line: Nice article....

When you are neurotic as hell, the trick is to appear casual. Pretend to be a person who doesn’t care. This has been easier to achieve as...

This is embarrassing (and a bit ridiculous) to admit, but I think I forgot how to wipe myself. I’m not joking. We all know the old, front...

I saw Bull Durham last week on my birthday. I told him no gifts. All I wanted was a bitchin orgasm. And a steak. I was hungover, but I...

According to Dr. Crane at Kaiser Urgent Care, my vagina looks “super healthy”. She seemed convinced that I was just a crazy...

Twenty-Minute Man tomorrow morning. Ugh. Who the hell wants anal at 11:30 a.m.? Wait, don’t answer that. Nevermind. Not me, and probably...

Not the orgasm itself, but the ease in doing so. I’ve been a sexual being for a long time, but coming has been tricky for me. Granted, my...