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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


{random thoughts}
I recently befriended a fabulous Sugar Baby. A Sugar Baby is a young female or male who is financially pampered/cared for by a Sugar...


SUNDAY SEX STORIES
Meet me at the motel. I got a suite. It’s divvy and ready for a romp. Music is playing and I’m already into the bourbon. All that’s...


IT'S GOOD BEING A PERVY GIRL
Men are always willing to send you jack off videos and dicque pics (my special spelling for them). A pervy guy, however, is sometimes...


A PARODY (BUT ALSO TRUE)
There are still a few aspects of society that don’t get discussed. Thousands of women suffer from a condition that causes them to feel...


CAUGHT!
Holy shit. One of the clients that I slept with earlier this year found my website. He emailed me. The subject line: Nice article....


MY NEUROSIS
When you are neurotic as hell, the trick is to appear casual. Pretend to be a person who doesn’t care. This has been easier to achieve as...


TEN MINUTE ORGASM
I saw Bull Durham last week on my birthday. I told him no gifts. All I wanted was a bitchin orgasm. And a steak. I was hungover, but I...


A VAGINA RANT
According to Dr. Crane at Kaiser Urgent Care, my vagina looks “super healthy”. She seemed convinced that I was just a crazy...


"TWENTY-MINUTE MAN"
Twenty-Minute Man tomorrow morning. Ugh. Who the hell wants anal at 11:30 a.m.? Wait, don’t answer that. Nevermind. Not me, and probably...


IF I COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT MYSELF, IT WOULD BE MY ORGASMS
Not the orgasm itself, but the ease in doing so. I’ve been a sexual being for a long time, but coming has been tricky for me. Granted, my...
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