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...assshole spread in anal porn. 

It’s so fucking gross. Not remotely sexy. The ass fucking is fine. It’ll be going along just peachy when all of a sudden the guy will pull out, take his two dumb hands and spread her asshole wide the fuck...

THE PERFUME CONUNDRUM…   

I used to wear vanilla and other noxious, sugary-sweet body spray at the club—most dancers do—it’s a money-maker: men love that shit. Vanilla/sherbet-scented crap happens to mix well with my skin chemis...

Insider tidbits about my memoir Anything But a Wasted Life 


First photo (credit: Linda models: anonymous) this is the old “private room” at Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre - it no longer exists. We did private toy shows while guys ja...

Latest Houston trip. Blondie Pop wanted to see us. I said let’s do the first night instead of the second because I was beat last time and my mood wasn’t great. Oh, right, but first, The Texan had just spent two nights with the Millennial...

Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it takes to say that to a stripper. Especially when it’s said with a straight face. I was talking to a fel...

July 19, 2018 Village Tavern 5:05 p.m. Drink(s): spicy margarita with a mescal kick .

Title: “Sugar Daddy, my A$$”

Calling them sugar daddies is giving them too much credit. Just yesterday I read a man’s profile—on a site with “sugar daddy...

June 24, 2018 11:20 a.m. sushi post Pilates “Hates & Wishes”

I had a rough night last night. Fear about my financial future and self-doubt about all this hard work ever paying off. I looked for cheaper rentals in my area (non-existent). I...

March 25, 2018 The Proper 2:30 p.m. drink: “Gold Rush” Topic: Hells Angel Hookup

I was just telling the bartender, a great new chick from the east coast—and you know I love those—that I 99% of my time alone so when I find myself in a part...

Someone recently asked if my friends and family know what I do for a living and how they feel about it. Yes, everyone knows. When I started stripping in 1992, no one was surprised. It was honestly the least shocking thing I had done. My...

I just danced for a pretty cool guy. And he had money to boot! He owns real estate in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York, which is pretty much the American dream. He travels constantly, mostly to high-end, international, soul-searc...

I hate when The Texan talks about wine. Is that weird? We were recently out of town and he brought a bottle from his “collection”, and like the last bottle he traveled with, it wasn’t very good. I need to remember to say “no” the next ti...

May 4, 2017 

Baby Bird and I had a date to see each other in Long Beach on a Saturday afternoon—he was up north for a work thing. I was happy to skip the two-hour drive to La Jolla. I made plans to see Erin after him (spend the night, act...

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May 26, 2018 6:12 p.m.

drink: 3 whiskey sours and one overly sweet vanilla tequila cocktail

topic: breaking the law

I recently had an interesting conversation with a female reader about breaking the law. She opened the DM with: “Ok so lik...

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