{dressing room chatter}
Stripper #1: "Here's my picture from prom in 1995."
Stripper #2: "Holy shit, I was only seven in 1995!"
Me: "I had already been stripping for three years in 1995."

Stripper #1: "Here's my picture from prom in 1995."
Stripper #2: "Holy shit, I was only seven in 1995!"
Me: "I had already been stripping for three years in 1995."