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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


MY GUIDE TO GETTING OVER A BREAK UP
Make a playlist of songs from times past; tracks that bring to mind other lovers/and or times in your life. This will hopefully remind...


IN ALL MY YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, ONLY TWO CLIENTS HAVE BEEN TO MY HOUSE
I’m not an “in-call” girl. My house is my sanctuary. But after seeing these two men for a long time, I allowed it. The first man was a sweet guy I had met through the adult section on craigslist—one of two that actually turned into something regular and long-term. He was nice. He was married. He was also short, soft-spoken, and sort of goofy. He requested that I wear silky slips and panties. He liked to do this weird thing with our legs when we started. He would lay on the be


LADIES, PLEASE. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN...
..on the toilet seat! I hate when women come into the club (or any public bathroom) and pee all over the toilet seat. Do you understand...
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