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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


MY GUIDE TO GETTING OVER A BREAK UP
Make a playlist of songs from times past; tracks that bring to mind other lovers/and or times in your life. This will hopefully remind...


CAUGHT!
Holy shit. One of the clients that I slept with earlier this year found my website. He emailed me. The subject line: Nice article....


IN ALL MY YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, ONLY TWO CLIENTS HAVE BEEN TO MY HOUSE
I’m not an “in-call” girl. My house is my sanctuary. But after seeing these two men for a long time, I allowed it. The first man was a...


I'M A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER
I sometimes wonder if customers start arguments and cause weirdness on purpose. For the sake of making us seem like a real couple....


TEN MINUTE ORGASM
I saw Bull Durham last week on my birthday. I told him no gifts. All I wanted was a bitchin orgasm. And a steak. I was hungover, but I...


LADIES, PLEASE. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN...
..on the toilet seat! I hate when women come into the club (or any public bathroom) and pee all over the toilet seat. Do you understand...
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