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Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...
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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit
ANYTHING BUT A WASTED LIFE
I just danced for a pretty cool guy. And he had money to boot! He owns real estate in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York, which is...
MY EX-HUSBAND
I was single and not feeling guilty about stripping for the first time in years. I felt good about myself and my life. It’s strange that...
I HATE AUDITIONING
I auditioned at a new club. Actually, I got gussied up, wore my best whore-y outfit and drove to Carson to try to get hired at a club a...
FUCKIN iVIBE
Valentine’s Day at The Bare Elegance. Shit, I’m tired. When are we closing? The last thing in the world I want to do right now is flirt...
MY FIRST SERIOUS BOYFRIEND IN NA
My first serious relationship after I got sober was with a man named Ed. I met him at a meeting in San Rafael. Ed was only twenty-three...
LADIES, PLEASE. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN...
..on the toilet seat! I hate when women come into the club (or any public bathroom) and pee all over the toilet seat. Do you understand...
ANYTHING BUT A WASTED LIFE: ENLIGHTENMENT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD
I went to India ten or so years ago in search of spiritual guidance. I remember thinking, so what, this guy meditated on top of a...
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