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Quote of the night: ‘There’s a ten if you make me nut.’ What I love about this statement is its absolute absurdity and the cojones it...

ANYTHING BUT A WASTED LIFE

I just danced for a pretty cool guy. And he had money to boot! He owns real estate in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York, which is...

ANYTHING BUT A WASTED LIFE: MY FIRST TRICK

Excerpt from Anything But a Wasted Life The first time I sold my body for money, I was twenty-six and change. A man came into Mitchell...

MY EX-HUSBAND

I was single and not feeling guilty about stripping for the first time in years. I felt good about myself and my life. It’s strange that...

I HATE AUDITIONING

I auditioned at a new club. Actually, I got gussied up, wore my best whore-y outfit and drove to Carson to try to get hired at a club a...

FUCKIN iVIBE

Valentine’s Day at The Bare Elegance. Shit, I’m tired. When are we closing? The last thing in the world I want to do right now is flirt...

MY FIRST SERIOUS BOYFRIEND IN NA

My first serious relationship after I got sober was with a man named Ed. I met him at a meeting in San Rafael. Ed was only twenty-three...

LADIES, PLEASE. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN...

..on the toilet seat! I hate when women come into the club (or any public bathroom) and pee all over the toilet seat. Do you understand...

ANYTHING BUT A WASTED LIFE: ENLIGHTENMENT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD

I went to India ten or so years ago in search of spiritual guidance. I remember thinking, so what, this guy meditated on top of a...

Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit