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THE FIRST TIME I RAN INTO A CUSTOMER OUTSIDE OF THE CLUB
{dressing room chatter}
WORD VOMIT
WAS I BORN LIKE THIS?
FUCKIN iVIBE
I'M SITTING BY MYSELF
MY FIRST SERIOUS BOYFRIEND IN NA
LADIES, PLEASE. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN...
IF I COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT MYSELF, IT WOULD BE MY ORGASMS
BULL DURHAM AND GAME OF THRONES
ANYTHING BUT A WASTED LIFE: ENLIGHTENMENT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE PERFECT