HELLS ANGELS 70th ANNIVERSARY PARTY: PARTY 'TILL YOU PUKE
March 25, 2018 The Proper 2:30 p.m. drink: “Gold Rush” Topic: Hells Angel Hookup I was just telling the bartender, a great new chick from...
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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit
I FUCKED A TRUMP LOVER FOR FREE
November 9, 2017 7:32 p.m. drink: Ancho Mule I fucked a Trump lover last night. He was sitting at the bar when I arrived. I sat a couple...
SEX EDUCATION
My nineteen-year-old niece spent the night in my hotel room recently. She doesn’t have many adults (or even peers) she talks to openly...
SUNDAY SEX STORIES
I wasn’t always a city girl, you know. I grew up in a small town amongst rolling hills and unlocked doors. I rode horses and made out...
SUNDAY SEX STORIES
Meet me at the motel. I got a suite. It’s divvy and ready for a romp. Music is playing and I’m already into the bourbon. All that’s...
Sunday Sex Stories: Chicago!
I once had a very drunk, one-night stand in Chicago. I had been out drinking with Hattie, around midnight her cousin and his cutie-pie...
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