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Alrighty, let’s get to the good stuff: A Texan First in Texas! This trip was in between cuddle two and three. A bunch of his buddies were in town—a group of guys (and strippers who wanted to join) were set to go to Thursday night footbal...

These are the current players in my orbit with the exception of Baby Bird & Cargo Pants (I reference them once in a while)

THE TEXAN -

We met ten years ago this spring. We think. We're not sure. He travels for work. Los Angeles is one of h...

Twenty-Seven Years in the Oldest Profession by Sita Kaylin

* I write using the female pronoun but not all prostitutes are female.

What I do for a living. I entertain. I stroke ego’s. I’m a friend, lover, party girl, fuck toy. I don’t pick...

The Derby 2017

Shit, this thirty-dollar glass of wine is A) making me full and B) putting me to sleep. I’ll do more frank in the bathroom before I leave. I’m hoping Cookie works out. A regular client who gets it who lives within twenty mi...

May 30, 2018 11:34 a.m. La Cabanita (post pilates) drink: Cadillac margarita topic: cuming}

I received an intriguing DM after posting the finale of the Cookie saga. By the way, he’s assured me there will be a round two. Go ho, go! She ask...

September 17, 2017 Rock Bottom La Jolla 7:37 p.m. white wine/mac n cheese topic: the declining sex industry. {Author’s note: when I say “decline” I don’t mean populous}

I always cringe when I see a stripper post about a slow, fucked-up ni...

Thing is, I was raised on nothing in a house full of cokeheads yet I have this high-end taste. That said, I also like bare bones and dives. I was taught to be strong and have integrity. I grew up fast. I’ve been many things in this life...

I really want to post this to IG but I’m guessing it would be deleted because I’m a woman.  

It’s not sexual, it’s funny! The look on Vanessa’s face is priceless. 

We had a decent amount of time to kill. The drink, the downtime, and the uppers had me feeling a little better…not new, but better. I was still a tired ho. I felt awful about being a dud. Nothing will make you feel more ancient than bein...

Blondie Pop came to Vegas! Her first time traveling out of town to see him and my first time having another chick with me. I was, as per the program, very hungover from the fourteen hours of non-stop drinking/drugging the day before. On...

Somewhere in the middle of this fuck and drug fest, Cash started on this whole, “You’re the one. You’ve always been the one. I want to marry you and have our kid. I make enough money now, I can take care of you. You can finally quit.” Pi...

First night: He asked the barely dressed cocktail waitress at the strip club if they had a decanter! She looked at him like I-don’t-know-what-the-fuck-you’re-talking-about. He went on to describe said item, including why wine needs to br...

I stay in this shit dog motel twice a year with The Texan. This room has seen a lotof action, bullshit, and varying levels of hustle. Not just from myself. He’s been bringing local talent to this hole for a very long time. There’s been l...

I finally got to spend some quality time with Cole yesterday. We had the most amazing time. When we are on, it is fucking on. He went on a photo shoot with me, which is very rare. We set out to East LA in the late afternoon on a Sunday,...

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