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Thing is, I was raised on nothing in a house full of cokeheads yet I have this high-end taste. That said, I also like bare bones and dives. I was taught to be strong and have integrity. I grew up fast. I’ve been many things in this life...

I really want to post this to IG but I’m guessing it would be deleted because I’m a woman.  

It’s not sexual, it’s funny! The look on Vanessa’s face is priceless. 

We had a decent amount of time to kill. The drink, the downtime, and the uppers had me feeling a little better…not new, but better. I was still a tired ho. I felt awful about being a dud. Nothing will make you feel more ancient than bein...

Blondie Pop came to Vegas! Her first time traveling out of town to see him and my first time having another chick with me. I was, as per the program, very hungover from the fourteen hours of non-stop drinking/drugging the day before. On...

Somewhere in the middle of this fuck and drug fest, Cash started on this whole, “You’re the one. You’ve always been the one. I want to marry you and have our kid. I make enough money now, I can take care of you. You can finally quit.” Pi...

First night: He asked the barely dressed cocktail waitress at the strip club if they had a decanter! She looked at him like I-don’t-know-what-the-fuck-you’re-talking-about. He went on to describe said item, including why wine needs to br...

I stay in this shit dog motel twice a year with The Texan. This room has seen a lotof action, bullshit, and varying levels of hustle. Not just from myself. He’s been bringing local talent to this hole for a very long time. There’s been l...

I finally got to spend some quality time with Cole yesterday. We had the most amazing time. When we are on, it is fucking on. He went on a photo shoot with me, which is very rare. We set out to East LA in the late afternoon on a Sunday,...

“Can I have anal sex advice? My SD has an anal fetish and is on the larger package team…this is my first time in this situation and idk what to do.”

First, let me say this, if you give him the ass, be prepared for him to want it every tim...

...assshole spread in anal porn. 

It’s so fucking gross. Not remotely sexy. The ass fucking is fine. It’ll be going along just peachy when all of a sudden the guy will pull out, take his two dumb hands and spread her asshole wide the fuck...

THE PERFUME CONUNDRUM…   

I used to wear vanilla and other noxious, sugary-sweet body spray at the club—most dancers do—it’s a money-maker: men love that shit. Vanilla/sherbet-scented crap happens to mix well with my skin chemis...

Insider tidbits about my memoir Anything But a Wasted Life 


First photo (credit: Linda models: anonymous) this is the old “private room” at Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre - it no longer exists. We did private toy shows while guys ja...

Latest Houston trip. Blondie Pop wanted to see us. I said let’s do the first night instead of the second because I was beat last time and my mood wasn’t great. Oh, right, but first, The Texan had just spent two nights with the Millennial...

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