I'D LIKE TO DICK PUNCH THE MAN WHO STARTED THE...

...assshole spread in anal porn.

It’s so fucking gross. Not remotely sexy. The ass fucking is fine. It’ll be going along just peachy when all of a sudden the guy will pull out, take his two dumb hands and spread her asshole wide the fuck open as the camera zooms in—cuz why wouldn’t it—so we get a full view of her blood-red orifice. It makes me want to vomit. I might be on the verge of an orgasm and that action will kill it. Every time. Why do they do this? It’s degrading. And I don’t take that term lightly. I don’t think porn or sex work is—obviously—but there’s something about that maneuver that’s extra awful. Like she’s cattle. I’d get it if the porn theme was degrading in nature; golden showers for example but the porn we buy isn’t marketing as such. I only watch porn with The Texan and I don’t think he likes the ultra-spread either. We have a theory that at least sixty percent of the men in the guy/girl are gay. Maybe it’s a gay male thing. Although, as I wrote that I caught a visual from one we were watching the other day and the guys were decidedly Armenian or close. Just so we’re all aware, I know I sound like a bigoted shit right now; I’m not. I’m just callin’ it as I see it. I guess what that action really says to me is: I hate women. I think that’s why I hate it. Take away the yuk factor, it’s such a scumbag move. And the men (because there’s always more than one) do this accented “oh-ing” and giggling like church girls during the excavation process; proving my slime-ball theory. Don’t even get me started on the push-the-jizz-out-into-a-wineglass! Barf.