did you know that if you wear jeans to san quentin state prison, they put you in a jumpsuit? the inmates wear jeans. they don’t want to mistake you for a jailbird. true story. i wore said jumpsuit once. i told my story at a narcotics anonymous meeting inside the monolith penitentiary when i was eighteen. there aren’t any women serving time in quentin…so you would think my tits and feminine nature would be the dead giveaway that i wasn’t an inmate…not the jeans.