I’m sitting at a local bar, it’s 5pm, and there are two sets of couples with their small children running around. I totally get why parents would want a small boozy buzz on for three year olds, what I don’t get is why parents (in particular, the ones I grew up with) would want to be coked-up. Seems like it would only magnify the kid situation. Wine buzz, I’m chill. Uppers? No way could I deal with the noise. Oh wait maybe that’s why I wasn’t allowed to be a kid.