"THE UNICORN"
The Unicorn and I had a lengthy discussion via text about us not having used a condom. Although I was recently tested and came back clean on all fronts, I said that I couldn’t guarantee him. There's no way I can make someone that kind of promise. I’m about as safe as a working girl can be, but shit happens. Sex comes with risks. Understandably, he doesn’t want to risk giving anything to his wife, whom he loves. And I don’t want that pressure. I'd feel like a mammoth shithead if that happened.