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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit


I HAVE A DREAM
I had the most profound and delicious strip club dream last night. I have two types of strip club dreams: the ones where the DJ is...


A VAGINA RANT
According to Dr. Crane at Kaiser Urgent Care, my vagina looks “super healthy”. She seemed convinced that I was just a crazy...


YEASTY
A new girl just asked me if she smelled like a fucking yeast infection! She scratched her crotch as she did this. If I can smell your...
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