SURFING A DICK PIPELINEFebruary 13, 2017 Well, shit. What happened last night is exactly why I don’t date anymore. Sure, most of us have bad first date stories,...
FOURTH TINDER DATEIf I make it out of this Tinderhole with out catching the clap, I’ve won. As I was waiting to hear back from Tinder #4 about our date...
FIFTH TINDER DATEMatt and I had been chatting. He seemed fun and sweet. Had a quick wit about him. And a handsome face, but was super short. Like 5’7. I...
TINDER PIMPSo, do you remember my first Tinder date? The guy who failed to mention that he practices withholding? The one I left after fucking it...