"THE VIRGIN": ROUND TWO
Saturday night. Same bat time, same bat hooker. But with a bone fracture. That I only found out was a bone fracture the day previous. I...
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Heart, Humanity, Tits & Wit
Remember when...
we were treated like adults? Back in the good ol’ days. When people took personal responsibility and pilots didn’t leave the seat belt...
Market Value
One of the more intricate (and endlessly frustrating) aspects of being a prostitute is how much to price your services. How much am I...
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK: PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
[October 2, 2015 Village Tavern 2:40 p.m.] It’s my birthday. I'm forty-five today. I like this number better than forty-four. I like odd...
THE STUFF PROSTITUTES DREAM OF
Easiest Texan trip to date! I was gearing up to roofie him, but it ended up being a prostitutes dream. I knew he wasn’t feeling well, but...
SORDID LOVE: IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND?
Almost one year ago I fell in love with a married man. It was instant: a force greater than both of us. He found me on Instagram. Had...
TAMPONS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING
With that damn string. Pee string is what I call it. I shove that thing inside me too, so the urine doesn’t climb into my cunt. But even...
IT'S GOOD BEING A PERVY GIRL
Men are always willing to send you jack off videos and dicque pics (my special spelling for them). A pervy guy, however, is sometimes...
PET PEEVES & MOTHERS
I saw my mother the other day. Sadly, it was only for six hours, but six is better than nothing. We don’t get to see each other often...
"SUGAR DADDY" #3 A very expensive massage
I just left arrangement date number three. I swear these men are getting stranger by the second. I guess they’ve always been weird. I’m...
THE UNICORN
It’s a trip and a half to sleep with someone who’s read every word you’ve ever posted. This happened last week. Super nice guy, he...
"THE UNICORN"
The Unicorn and I had a lengthy discussion via text about us not having used a condom. Although I was recently tested and came back clean...
IF I COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT MYSELF, IT WOULD BE MY ORGASMS
Not the orgasm itself, but the ease in doing so. I’ve been a sexual being for a long time, but coming has been tricky for me. Granted, my...
BULL DURHAM AND GAME OF THRONES
Bull Durham came over last night to watch a marathon of Game of Thrones. The moon was super bright (a lunar eclipse occurred at some...
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