March 25, 2018 The Proper 2:30 p.m. drink: “Gold Rush” Topic: Hells Angel Hookup I was just telling the bartender, a great new chick from...

November 9, 2017 7:32 p.m. drink: Ancho Mule I fucked a Trump lover last night. He was sitting at the bar when I arrived. I sat a couple...

I once had a very drunk, one-night stand in Chicago. I had been out drinking with Hattie, around midnight her cousin and his cutie-pie...